Le Journism

Last Sunday, I was invited by my friend to join them for their dinner, claiming that his dad, there seremban master chef is going to cook me some delicacies himself. So, by being polite, i accepted the invitation although my mum already prepared us our dinner.

I reached there and his father told me that we are going to have an exotic delicacy that night, which is Civet Cat. If anyone wonders what is civet cat, its actually call GUO ZI LI in chinese, the mammals that cause the SARS epidemic outbreak years ago. He try to convince me that civet cat is actually a healthy food because of the mammals healthy diet, he claims that this mammal usually eat fruits only. Being a man that is educated by my dad that we can eat anything that has four legs and with the back facing the sky, I didnt refuse to eat it.

After having my meal, I was told by my friend’s father the story of this civet cats;

Mr.Y: You know how I got this cat or not?

Me: You bought it or you hunt it?

Mr.Y : I went hunting for civet cats with my friends and few dogs following us for our hunt, we saw few civet cats and when we try to hunt them down, they ran away leaving our hand empty while we return home

Me: Then?Where you found this meat ?

Mr.Y: Ooo, we slaughter the dog for their meat instead since we didnt got ourselves any civets.

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OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Figure out the moral of the story yourself

Today, I went out with my friends and we decided to have Korean BBQ as our dinner. So my friend suggest Ampang where he said he was told by his friend there is ONE Korean BBQ Restaurant that serves good food. So, I drove there while waiting for him to come.

When I reached there, I was like WTFBBQ??!! Instead of ONE single Korean restaurant, there are more than 10 Korean restaurants in the area. Nice intro man….some more gave me the wrong direction, its on the right side of road…not left.

So there’s too many choices around, so I got confured…so I rang Peter and ask whether he visited any of the restaurant before, NO….Peter never been to any before…he said he went to those not located in Ampang one.. =.="’…Peter ko…staying so near also dont want to eat near near ma?(Peter also suprised I suddenly called him, I m sure he thought WTF HE CALL ME FOR? hahaha,jk la pt) There are just hell lots of choices…including 1 Dae Jong Gum..大长玪..dont know the qing correct or not..LOLZ.

So I drop by a restaurant call Ban Wo Ri, due to its quite convincing name. (Ban Wo Ri= Dont Worry.) Apparently, I was really pleased with their service and believe me, their beef rib meet is an absolutely must among the menu. Sweet, tender and juicy. Its my first time anyway, so I was satisfied with the food, the service and rather satisfied with the price. RM163.30. Ok Ok lor hor? Four people, not bad ady. And due to their excellent service, i generously gave them RM165 and not requiring any change. Not my usual style hor…If usually I go to McD I will dig out all those one cents one cents…like rm9.83…die die also want to dig for the 3 cents. XD

So I reached home, wanted to tell the pig in my house how delicious was the beef, then because I was to anxious of telling her, I slipped. Yeah, fell in the longkang…SHIT MOTHER FUCKER OF NATURE!!! Rain somemore….-____-"

Now my leg damn pain, I think I need to do a leg transplant surgery…anyone out there is kind enough to donate one of their leg to me? You guys got 2 legs ma….come one…just one. Plz…

P/S:If I died tomorrow due to the pain please tell the Korean Restaurant its their beef fault that I died. Simply too delicious that I rushed home and fell down. Curse you!!!!